It’s a Date

14 November

I am grateful for a date. And the shake it makes. 

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My experience with dates goes something like this: Oh look! They have these little date snacks rolled in crushed almonds! That looks like a healthy alternative to Snickers. I should buy these. *she buys these, she eats 3 on the way home, 2 more for dessert, and then sticks it in the pantry*

A couple weeks pass and the healthy date snacks get pushed back…behind the pretzels and the animal cookies and the hot chocolate mix.

Another couple weeks pass and now they are behind the risotto and the canned diced tomatoes and the bulk purchase of Lipton tea bags.

Another couple weeks pass and they have fallen through the back wall of the pantry into a land like Narnia but with more goats and less curious children. They are never seen again.

Until we move and they are recovered, a science project for a fair that has already passed.

Another couple weeks pass and I’m in Sprouts. I pick up a package of dates, rolled in almonds. I rub my Snickers-swollen belly. I should buy these. And I eat 3 on the way home…

Cultivation of the date plant did not arrive in the Coachella Valley along with post-modern houses and the Stagecoach music festival. The Spanish tried growing them at the missions along the coast in the mid-1800’s, but the conditions just weren’t quite right. Seeds of date palms ended up in the Coachella Valley in the early 1900’s and, as they say, it was love at first sight. Date farms exploded in and around Palm Springs, which is no small thing considering how much work goes into farming a date. As the film, “Romance and the Sex Life of the Date” explains at the Shields Date Farm, farmers must intercede between the male and female, helping the process along with a sprinkle and a dusting. These dates need help to have sex. Unlike most of the guys I knew in college.

Once propagated, the baby dates need constant care and attention. The roots must be flooded, but the dates can’t get wet. And they mature at different rates (also like most of the guys I knew in college) so the same bunch must be handpicked almost daily. But the result, at least at Shields, is a variety of dates, from Blonde and Burnette (which can only be purchased at their farm) to the more popular and well-known Medjool and Deglet dates. After learning about the sex life of the date, you can walk through the garden, which features a sort of life-size Stations of the Cross. Then follow that up with the cafe’s signature date burger, topped with sauteed Deglet Noor dates, bacon, and melted bleu cheese. (I will never eat another burger prepared any other way.) And then finish the whole thing off with a date shake, mixed with date crystals, dates, and vanilla ice cream.

So, we bought some dates. Then, two days later, we mixed half the container with 2 cups of ice cream and some milk and had another delicious date shake, minus the drive through the desert. Going forward, you can keep your root beer float, your In-N-Out chocolate shake, your Frosty, your Chick Fil A frosted lemonade, even your Starbucks peppermint mocha latte. Hand me a date shake and I’ll be a happy girl.

For the best date shake recipe, here’s the link: https://smittenkitchen.com/2016/04/palm-springs-date-shake-monkey-flip/ Thanks, Smitten Kitchen. You’re a top-rate date.

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